grumpysalmon: I cant believe sonic the hedgehog fucking bought tumblr
eeveevie: geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis It’s electric!
purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish
cyberthug13: girl: Hey me: sup girl: sup me: enough small talk
scribblenauts: “hey we’re gonna order pizza” “you have to finish your homework first”
fatlipfan: my good for nothing FLACCID PENIS got the job at disney world and I didnt what the fuck is up with america these days
Ash: woah what is this Pokemon
Mew: mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash: god damn I better use my pokedex
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musical-snobbery: Flying Lotus || Voyagerrrrrs ...
unluckycharmxo: stingraye: maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too