May 2012
911: what is the emergency?
me: they keep liking my pictures not reblogging them
Me: I'm so comfy right now omg I could just fall asleep
Satan: you've left the light on
beyoncebeytwice:
Would you like to download iTunes version 10.3.5.23.521.15940934.59437295.452346
cosmo tip #243
expertcosmotips:
when you’re reaching climax, scream “whats hip-hop-a-happening to me!”
therealhamster:
accidentally signing into your instant messenger when you’re trying to hide from someone
eighth grade was a dark time for everyone
moltres:
that face you make when you’re about to sneeze but the sneeze isn’t coming out