(Source: netscapeshawty, via wwiao)
Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
(via perpetuallypunk)
(Source: methproblem, via druun)
“hey we’re gonna order pizza”
“you have to finish your homework first”
(Source: smilingemoticon, via tlyudacris)
my good for nothing FLACCID PENIS got the job at disney world and I didnt what the fuck is up with america these days
(via tlyudacris)
(Source: satellitehigh, via scatmancrothers)
shit boy lemme tell ya. sometimes *takes a drag of the cigareette* life... *exhales tha smoke* be like that.
(Source: upgraders)
(Source: beingfetus, via fagatronnation)
Ash:woah what is this Pokemon
Mew:mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew mew Mew mew
Ash:god damn I better use my pokedex
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